
It’s (semi) official, Simona Halep has lost her two best friends, her left and right breasts. Halep vowed she would be undergoing breast reduction surgery and now we know that she did not reconsider. We here at The Nine Commandments believe that getting rid of something that has been blessed upon you is like slapping god across the face, but we also understand that it reduces back problems. We’re just saddened by this news and would like to look back on the Romanian tennis star the best way we can…
WITH A GIANT GALLERY AND VIDEO POST! ENJOY!
















August 3, 2009 at 8:55 am |
Simone u can play without braest reduction as Serena has has also big breast? U need to concentrate on ur game .tats all god gift
September 7, 2009 at 1:45 pm |
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December 25, 2009 at 2:22 pm |
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March 2, 2010 at 10:33 pm |
What she doesn’t realize is people only know she exists because of what she just got removed.
June 27, 2010 at 7:03 am |
she is an idiot,as people come to see her match due to her special tits
October 26, 2010 at 3:36 am |
breast reduction is a very common procedure to those persons are very fat*~:
November 13, 2010 at 5:42 am |
breast reductions would be needed for those women who have accumulated so much fat cells on the breast area *-,
January 5, 2012 at 1:18 am |
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