Los Angeles Times Writer Wonders Where Albert Pujols Gets His Talent. It really makes you wonder how the mainstream media can attack bloggers then turn around and do the exact same thing. Will Ken Rosenthal be attacking this guy? Nope. [Fanhouse]
Happy Trails Sergei Federov. It’s sad to see him go, but the Capitals simply could not take the salary cap hit by keeping him on board. Great year and all the best to a Russian legend. [Capitals Kremlin]
$5,000 Starting Bid for Magglio’s Hair on Ebay. Magglio Ordonez finally cut off those luscious locks of his and true to his word, selling them for charity. [Detroit4Lyfe]
Every athlete’s greatest nightmare is coming true: Woman selling sperm, supposedly from NBA players This story comes from what the eff -ville and really makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with people. [FanIQ]
College Football ‘09 Countdown: Missouri Senior Raechel Holtgrave Is Miss Hooters International 2009, Will Make You Forget Chase Daniel. Why haven’t I seen this girl on campus? Does she really exist? [Busted Coverage]
Ten Most Controversial Calls in Sports History. 5 downs. 5 freakin downs. [Amog]
Wyoming Driving Adventure Day 3 & 4. It really amazes me how long it’s taking Chris Cooley to get to Wyoming. I can get from DC to Missouri in 12 hours and it’s taking them this long to get to Wyoming. C’mon. [The Cooley Zone]
Dance Partners Reunited (Shaq and LeBron). I could beat both these guys in a dance-off. Bring it. [Intentional Foul]
Terrell Owens vs Krupa, More footage of Superstars, Video. ESPN is basically sucking it’s own rocks (ABC) with extra footage of T.O. and Joanna Krupa on SportsCenter. [NESW Sports]
It’s Finally Hitting The Fan, As Rajon Rondo’s Agent Is Getting Sick Of Danny Ainge’s Idiocy. Maybe Ainge just wanted to get Rondo out of Boston as fast as possible and that’s why he’s airing the grievances like Festivus came early this year. [FanIQ]
The United States-Spain Aftermath: Fun With Google Translations. T9C favorite: For its part, in ‘The New York Post’ the news of the victory the U.S. shares the stage with devaneos lovers Lindsay Lohan. [Deadspin]
Artist Creates Life-Size F1 Car Out Of Styrofoam. I totally could have done this better. But I have better things to do. Like blog. And, uh, yeah. I totally could do it better. [Jalopnik]
BRAZILIAN BIKINI BABE CATFIGHT. HOORAY! Only TruTV could really make this video seem like an episode of Destroyed in Seconds. [Warming Glow]
10 of the Funniest Bruno Video Clips. A lot of people are giving Sasha Baron Cohen guff (YEAH, I SAID GUFF) for his new movie Bruno but I’m completely sure I’ll be laughing just as hard as I did for Borat. [Unreality]
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