Chris Berman got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

So apparently they just give out Hollywood Walk of Fame stars to just about any schmuck (yeah, I said schmuck) that wants one. So who asked to be included in 2010. Yeah, Chris “Back Back Back” Berman. My life sucks.

Ok, just because you can say “BACK BACK BACK” 25 times when Mark McGwire hits dingers at the home run derby does not, I repeat, does not mean you’re a “star.” What makes it worse is the people he’ll be inducted with. These people are actually talented.

“The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce announced Wednesday that next year’s Walk honorees from the world of motion pictures will be Crowe, Sandler, James Cameron, John Cusack, Colin Firth, Gale Anne Hurd, Alan Menken, Randy Newman, Emma Thompson and Mark Wahlberg.

TV honorees are Maher, Chris Berman, Jon Cryer, Peter Graves, Jimmy Kimmel, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Sam Waterston.

Recording artists to be recognized are Starr, Bryan Adams, the Funk Brothers, Alan Jackson, Chaka Khan, Van Morrison, Marco Antonio Solis, ZZ Top and the late Roy Orbison.

My momma always told me not to get a tatoo of Roy Orbison on my ass. But what momma don’t know, won’t hurt her.


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