“I was coaching when the dead sea was only sick.”

Say hello to Montana Tech head football coach Bob Green. Stay a while and listen to what he has to say. He has a lot to say and a rather funny way of saying it everytime with a completely straight face. I love Tuesday.

Some highlights:

And it’ll be the older guys. Now, the younger guys, little bit lost. Kind of like Chinese arithmetic.

I feel our guys are READY to go hit other individuals from another institution of higher learning.

You know our football team grows all the time, just keep swinging, just keep gettin’ better. You know, you crack enough eggs, you get an omelette.

I want these guys bouncing around today like a pogo stick on Viagra.

When I started coaching, Christ was a kid.

[via Hot Clicks]


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