Archive for October, 2009

The best video you’ll see all week. Numa Numa guy directs MSU band.

October 27, 2009

It was can only be described as the best thing EVAR, the Michigan State marching band had a guest conductor. That man? The Numa Numa guy from one of the most notorious viral videos of all time.

The hand gestures, the dancing reminiscent of the incredible viral video are spot on and it’s only made better by the student section where it seems everyone knew who this guy was.

Bravo to the band director for bringing in Numa Numa guy as the drum major and making me smile on this miserable day in Missouri.

Big up to Dr. Saturday for the find.


The Burgundy Revolution keeps on truckin’.

October 27, 2009


It’s “umpossible” to guard DeSean Jackson.

October 27, 2009

DeSean Jackson had a monster game against the Redskins last night with two catches for 69 yards and a 67 yard reverse that he took all the way to the end zone.

After seeing this video, it’s obvious you don’t need to perfect your english skills to play in the NFL. A graduate of Cal-Berkeley, you would think he would know the difference between real words and fake ones, but umpossible? Wow. Just wow. I’m surprised WordPress would even let me post this without asking me if I’m serious.

New DC Lottery commercial pwns Snyder.

October 26, 2009

Must be a sign of the times with so many people taking shots at Daniel Snyder. Now the DC Lottery is getting in on the Burgundy Revolution fun with this awesome commercial.

This commercial should begin airing next week according to The Big Lead.

[via The Big Lead]

Want a chance to crush Cowboys’ fans hopes and dreams?

October 26, 2009


It’s been a trying time for the Redskins (understatement of the century) with the Burgundy Revolution still in full effect. The season is in absolute disaster through six supposedly easy games and it’s only going to get worse.

Is there anything that could make this season bearable? Well, I’m glad you asked.

Because there is. There most definitely is.

That things? Blowing up the old Texas Stadium.

Hell yeah!

And now you can take part in the name of charity. Yes, you can blow up Texas Stadium by buying a raffle ticket. The city of Irving is currently looking into possible gimmicks that would attract money and tourism and are even trying to solicit money from other NFC East rivals.

Irving tourism officials say they want to solicit fans or foes living in NFC East rival cities, New York, Philadelphia and Washington DC.

Gast says the heated rivalries between the Dallas Cowboys and the Giants, Eagles and Redskins are bound to draw interest from “foes who would love to pull the plunger and watch Texas Stadium go boom.”

Sounds like one damn good time in Texas. Crank from ExtremeSkins suggests Chief Zee do the dirty work. He also suggests what I would describe as the party of the century to tailgate the implosion. I approve.

Maybe Danny boy can pony up the money to do it himself. Even I would approve of that considering we know how good he is at destroying things. Douche.

Play me off, XFL player.

October 23, 2009


Have a good weekend, everybody!

Deshawn Stevenson thinks he’s important, hated, still can’t feel his face.

October 23, 2009


Wizards guard Deshawn Stevenson is an idiot. He’s been an idiot since he started not being able to feel his face and is now under the impression that he is the most hated player in the NBA.

“I think I’m the most hated player in the league,” he said. “In fact, I know I am.”

C’mon Deshawn. You and I both know that no one cares about you and you’ve only been thrust into the “spotlight” on the 18-win Wizards because Gilbert Arenas has been out for two years.

Cue not being able to feel your face, Mr. Stevenson.

Quote of the day (from 1992)

October 23, 2009


“I want to be buried in a burgundy-and-gold coffin. And when I’m gone, someone named Cooke is going to run this team. And when he’s gone, someone else named Cooke is going to run this team.”

-Jack Kent Cooke

If only things could have turned out this way instead of Asshat running this team into the ground.

This message has been brought to you by the Burgundy Revolution and #blackmonday1026

You know you’re from Philly if…

October 23, 2009

Phillies fans have continued to show why they’re such a great, respectable, high class group of people.

I’m just kidding, they’re still drunk and making fools of themselves.

Here’s to hoping the Phillies win the World Series again. Then shit is going to get real.

[via FanIQ]

kU current/former athletes get in some trouble.

October 23, 2009


Today we have two specimens from Lawrence that broke the law, got arrested and as of now, one got off scotch free.

First up is current kU guard Brady Morningstar who was arrested October 3rd on suspicion of driving under the influence. At the time of arrest, Morningstar nearly fell down and blew a .144 into the breathalyzer, nearly twice the legal limit.

His consequence: prosecutors agreed to drop the charges as long as Morningstar stayed out of trouble for the next 12 months. He was also given a $500 ticket for speeding and failing to stay in a single lane. Now that it justice at it’s finest! Just goes to show you that if you’re a division one basketball player on one of the best teams in the country, you get off scotch free. I’m not pointing the blame at Morningstar (although a DUI is an incredibly serious offense), but the prosecuting attorneys and athletic department in Lawrence. NO ONE EVER GETS THIS KIND OF PUNISHMENT FOR A DUI. Charles Barkley doesn’t even get off that easy.

Coach Bill Self took a harder line on Morningstar, suspending the guard for all first semester games.

Our second case involves former kU cornerback and current Tampa Bay Buccaneers Aqib Talib. Talib was arrested October 19th for assaulting a cab driver, Patrick Kane style.

Prosecutors have now charged Talib with misdemeanor battery and dropped a charge of resisting arrest for not exiting the cab when prompted by police because alcohol may have been involved.

Talib will still be on the flight to London for the Bucs game Sunday against the Patriots.

And that wraps up our Kansas Criminal Report for October 23d.