Archive for the ‘MUHAHAHA’ Category

“The Situation” gets rejected on SportsNation. “Stop little man.”

January 8, 2010

Jersey Shore has to be one of the funnier shows out there. It’s a bunch of guidos being self-deprecating without even knowing it and one of the highlights has to be Mike “The Situation.” These guidos in their own environment is funny because of how ridiculous these people are and how they act, but when it comes to doing their thing in a different venue like Conan, Funny or Die videos and now SportsNation, they definitely know how to make me laugh. See the videos below.

Best part: Marcellus Wiley at the end of the second video. Priceless.

[via Sports Crackle Pop]

I’m so glad I’m able to blog about Jersey Shore here at The Nine Commandments. Tell me what you think in the comments section.


Daryl Morey (Rockets GM) tweets about his interests, anal.

November 2, 2009

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Daryl Morey has put together a solid team as the general manager of the Houston Rockets. As many others have done, Morey got into the twitter game and has over 11,000 followers as of today. The problem with having so many followers is that when you tweet the wrong thing, 11,000 people will see it (see above).

So now everyone knows Morey’s secret. He loves anal.

Well that’s actually not the case and Morey actually had a laugh about it. Either doesn’t know how to delete his tweets, or has a great sense of humor because the gaffe is still posted on his page.

His following tweet after noticing the problem.

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In his defense, when adding yourself to, the site automatically sends a tweet on your behalf.

A funny problem and it’s good to see Morey can sit back for a second and laugh.

Want a chance to crush Cowboys’ fans hopes and dreams?

October 26, 2009


It’s been a trying time for the Redskins (understatement of the century) with the Burgundy Revolution still in full effect. The season is in absolute disaster through six supposedly easy games and it’s only going to get worse.

Is there anything that could make this season bearable? Well, I’m glad you asked.

Because there is. There most definitely is.

That things? Blowing up the old Texas Stadium.

Hell yeah!

And now you can take part in the name of charity. Yes, you can blow up Texas Stadium by buying a raffle ticket. The city of Irving is currently looking into possible gimmicks that would attract money and tourism and are even trying to solicit money from other NFC East rivals.

Irving tourism officials say they want to solicit fans or foes living in NFC East rival cities, New York, Philadelphia and Washington DC.

Gast says the heated rivalries between the Dallas Cowboys and the Giants, Eagles and Redskins are bound to draw interest from “foes who would love to pull the plunger and watch Texas Stadium go boom.”

Sounds like one damn good time in Texas. Crank from ExtremeSkins suggests Chief Zee do the dirty work. He also suggests what I would describe as the party of the century to tailgate the implosion. I approve.

Maybe Danny boy can pony up the money to do it himself. Even I would approve of that considering we know how good he is at destroying things. Douche.

4 points?

August 2, 2009


This was my favorite part of playing soccer. Either watching someone getting drilled in the face or doing it to the ref. Oops, my bad.

The bad part about these videos is not about the girl that gets smacked in the face with this ball. It’s more about the girl that did the kicking. You just know the girl wanted some revenge later in the game.

If she wasn’t crying.


Joanna Krupa tells T.O. to ‘shut up.’ Good work.

June 23, 2009

Joanna Krupa is my kind of lady. She loves physical fitness, is super hot, cusses A LOT, and hates TO as much as I do. Did I mention she’s super hot? No? Yeah, she’s super hot.

This is a video from the new show Superstars on a channel I don’t care enough to look up because it’s not worth watching beyond this clip. Krupa calls TO a bad teammate, which is basically the same conclusion as anyone that has played on the same team lives in America.

[With Leather]

What’s this? A Joanna Krupa gallery. Horah!

They’re just here for the gangbang.

June 11, 2009


Congrats to Mark Sanchez on his 5-year, $60 contract from the Jets. If the front office figures out how short he is before his contract is up, he’ll still be walking away with $28 guaranteed. And he’ll ALWAYS be there for the gangbang.

Sidney Crybaby goes down 2-0, predictably cries.

June 1, 2009


As expected, the Detroit Red Wings whipped up on the Penguins yesterday, sending the ‘Guins back to the shittiest state in the Union down 2-0. I’m not trying to jinx the Wings but this one is over. The Red Wings simply have too much depth and talent to let this series slip away. So have fun with that you pathetic Pittsburgh fans.

Now, in honor of Crosby being shut out of the scoring so far this series, here’s a Crybaby gallery for your enjoyment.

Added: Crosby’s Betruzzi Part 2

Best. Movie. EVAR!

May 20, 2009

I know it has nothing to do with sports, but when you stumble upon something so amazing and legendary…well, you can’t pass it up.

Who needs Ovechkin-Crosby when you can watch bears play hockey.

May 5, 2009

The NBA and NHL playoffs are great and all, but bears playing hockey is a trillion times better. I can only imagine how good the fights would be.

That. Was. Hilarious.

April 18, 2009

When I was a child, I attended a Potomac Cannons (now Potomac Nationals) minor league game and was lucky enough to run the bases after the game was over. Little did I know, running more than 20 yards causes my asthma to kick in and sends me into coughing fits. That sure was a helluvalotta fun! Well that asthma attack spared me from running into another kid at homeplate and subjecting me to the hundreds of people attending the game laughing at my expense. Now we have youtube, an advanced way of making fun of people behind a veil of secrecy. Enjoy.