Archive for the ‘tennis’ Category

RIP Simona Halep’s former breast friends. (tehe)

July 7, 2009

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It’s (semi) official, Simona Halep has lost her two best friends, her left and right breasts. Halep vowed she would be undergoing breast reduction surgery and now we know that she did not reconsider. We here at The Nine Commandments believe that getting rid of something that has been blessed upon you is like slapping god across the face, but we also understand that it reduces back problems. We’re just saddened by this news and would like to look back on the Romanian tennis star the best way we can…

WITH A GIANT GALLERY AND VIDEO POST! ENJOY!

Federer Loves 15.

July 6, 2009

Nice commercial celebrating Roger Federer winning his 15th major. Bravo to an icon and I’m sure there is more to come from this guy. So where does he rank with the likes of Jordan and Tiger? Talk amongst yourselves… or in the comment section.

[via SharapovasThigh]