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NASCAR, Formula 1, Le Mans pit stop disasters

January 14, 2013

Some people watch auto racing for the insane speeds, amazing handling, and world clash drivers. Others watch it for the crashes.

And then there are the people who watch it for the pit stops. I can’t say I’ve ever met any of these people, but pit stops are an integral part of auto racing and prove to be very exciting. Sometimes those pit stops can turn into disasters as evidenced in the video above.


The new trailer for the Jackie Robinson biopic “42” looks amazing

January 10, 2013

When the first trailer for the Jackie Robinson biopic was released, I pretty much went crazy because it looked amazing. Now the second trailer has been released and I’m going apeshit. April 12th can’t come soon enough.

[Trailer courtesy of Sharapova’s Thigh]

Ryan Potter: Man amongst boys in highlight reel game

January 10, 2013

Ryan Potter should be the most sought after recruit in all of college football, right? I mean, has someone forwarded this highlight reel to Nick Saban yet? I’m sure he would offer Potter a four-year scholarship. And Emporer Saban never does that.

His hype game on touch-backs is unreal. Look how jacked up he gets when the play is whistled dead. Look at how much effort he puts into running into other players, only to fall down, and get back up again. The song for this video is great and all, but wouldn’t Chumbawamba be better suited for this?

This kid right here is a maximum effort player every coach should be calling and visiting immediately. Once in a lifetime talent for sure.

Spam comment of the day.

November 12, 2009

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Nike Combat Unis All In One Place.

November 11, 2009



I’d like to find the owner of this horse. I’m guessing he lives in Scranton, PA.

November 4, 2009

The best video you’ll see all week. Numa Numa guy directs MSU band.

October 27, 2009

It was can only be described as the best thing EVAR, the Michigan State marching band had a guest conductor. That man? The Numa Numa guy from one of the most notorious viral videos of all time.

The hand gestures, the dancing reminiscent of the incredible viral video are spot on and it’s only made better by the student section where it seems everyone knew who this guy was.

Bravo to the band director for bringing in Numa Numa guy as the drum major and making me smile on this miserable day in Missouri.

Big up to Dr. Saturday for the find.

The Burgundy Revolution keeps on truckin’.

October 27, 2009


kU current/former athletes get in some trouble.

October 23, 2009


Today we have two specimens from Lawrence that broke the law, got arrested and as of now, one got off scotch free.

First up is current kU guard Brady Morningstar who was arrested October 3rd on suspicion of driving under the influence. At the time of arrest, Morningstar nearly fell down and blew a .144 into the breathalyzer, nearly twice the legal limit.

His consequence: prosecutors agreed to drop the charges as long as Morningstar stayed out of trouble for the next 12 months. He was also given a $500 ticket for speeding and failing to stay in a single lane. Now that it justice at it’s finest! Just goes to show you that if you’re a division one basketball player on one of the best teams in the country, you get off scotch free. I’m not pointing the blame at Morningstar (although a DUI is an incredibly serious offense), but the prosecuting attorneys and athletic department in Lawrence. NO ONE EVER GETS THIS KIND OF PUNISHMENT FOR A DUI. Charles Barkley doesn’t even get off that easy.

Coach Bill Self took a harder line on Morningstar, suspending the guard for all first semester games.

Our second case involves former kU cornerback and current Tampa Bay Buccaneers Aqib Talib. Talib was arrested October 19th for assaulting a cab driver, Patrick Kane style.

Prosecutors have now charged Talib with misdemeanor battery and dropped a charge of resisting arrest for not exiting the cab when prompted by police because alcohol may have been involved.

Talib will still be on the flight to London for the Bucs game Sunday against the Patriots.

And that wraps up our Kansas Criminal Report for October 23d.

Ahmadinejad wants you to hook ’em!

October 22, 2009


[via Mizzourah!]