4. Remember Super Bowl Sunday, to keep it holy. 364 days you shall watch all other sports including the ridiculously long Major League Baseball season, but the 365th day is the best of the sports calendar. In it you shall do nothing, nor your son (unless he is retrieving you beer), nor your daughter (so she can’t see her boyfriend), nor your man/woman servant (which you do not have), nor your dog, nor your friends (who are getting hammered on a Sunday). For in 364 days Ditka hastily analyzed the AFC North and NFC Central, and that is in the NFL, and rested the last day because ESPN does not retain him on this day. Therefore Ditka blessed this Sunday and hallowed it.